You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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