So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize