on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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