Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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