You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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