party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
im holly from the hills drunk
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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