u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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