I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
