Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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