we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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