Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
