Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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