i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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