youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
my poor anus
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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