what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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