It's just like the Real World with babies
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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