it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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