Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Dear god my vagina.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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