There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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