I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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