...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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