You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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