So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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