you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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