Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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