Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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