On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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