All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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