I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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