Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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