I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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