listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
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