doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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