So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
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