Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
they're like a gay fantastic four
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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