He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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