Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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