Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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