The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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