is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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