According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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