Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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