I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
