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(317): View more from Indiana

i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick

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(870): View more from Arkansas

These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex

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(416): View more from Toronto

he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup

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(408): View more from California

Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.

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(+61): View more from Australia

she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.

(1-701): View more from North Dakota

You were always a thinker

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