Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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