your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
This girl is more easily done than said...
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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