No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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