Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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