I think scott just propositioned me for sex
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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