Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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