He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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